I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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