remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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