well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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