do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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