you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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