Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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