Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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