Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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