i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
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