He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys