If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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