Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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