Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Randomize
