This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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