Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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