So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
