i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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