I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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