your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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