I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
did i walk over a car last night?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
