This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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