But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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