fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
im holly from the hills drunk
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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