I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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