Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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