sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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