Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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