What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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