Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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