All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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