Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?