this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Stone age, man.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I supernannyed him into submission
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.