She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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