Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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