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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.

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• (619): View more from California

  wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh

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  maybe you did when you were drunk

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  no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.

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• (951): View more from California

  I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here

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• (619): View more from California

  Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..

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  I am not bailing you of of jail

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.

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  Pride claims another victim

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.

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  *i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.

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