your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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