This girl is more easily done than said...
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Everyone says I win the strip club
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