Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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