did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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