then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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