There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
you made out with another girl for some wings
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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