i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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