Me too!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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