Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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