gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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