I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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