summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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