She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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