is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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