People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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