Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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