So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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