yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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