Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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