So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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