she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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