your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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