So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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