Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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