In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
We left an ass print on the piano.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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