He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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