If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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