Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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